Creative weaponry

I’ve mentioned Aunt M before.  She’s the perfect combination of funny, sweet and a little bit nutty (i.e. nervous nelly) and of course very kind.  I laugh so hard at the things she says because she almost always doesn’t realize she’s funny.

“Did you take your walk today?” I asked.

“I tried last night but the school yard was locked so I couldn’t walk the track.”

“You could walk around the block a few times?”

“No, I didn’t want to.  Too many stray dogs and crazies out in the evening.”

I laughed, “I can lend you my pepper spray.”

“I’d probably spray it in my eye by accident.”

“You could always bring a fork with you.  No one would approach a crazy lady carrying around a fork.”

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