My kids have come down with a case of sniffle-sneeze-n-cough. I’m sure I’m next. We’re mostly housebound today and I’m sure this place won’t be quiet enough to write anything remotely brilliant. But I’ll leave you with a funny moment. Enjoy the weekend!
“Yee-ha, horsey! Yee-ha!!!” Madeleine is shouting gleefully as she rides her sparkly white unicorn, in the nude.
“Oh, no. You need underwear,” I say. “You can’t put your vagina on top of your unicorn.”
The things I never thought I’d say.